To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday, December 31, 2010

New Years resolutions (NYR) are a crock of SHIT! It us just a celebrated form of procrastination...for example. "Oh hey! My NYR is to lose 150 lbs!" why wait so long fatty, just put down the FORK!!! Or, "hey! My NYR is to be a better person!" No, your a douchebag and NOTHING will ever change that. It's who you are. Deal with it. I have nothing against you if you have an NYR, I just think you're a dipshit. Why wait all year to do something. Be happy with who you are and make yourself feel that way if you don't like who you are. You don't need a holiday to do that, and if you do, pretend every day is a holiday you friggin' schmuck. From Blogspot, this Phoenix signing off.

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